Saturday, December 20, 2008

Winter Wonderland

I haven't posted in a while.  It isn't for lack of time or events to write about; I've just been lazy and neglectful.  Guilty.  In penance, I should most likely write a fabulous post, full of detailed stories and colorful pictures.  We'll see what you get:

Snow.  It started snowing last Sunday morning.  I was almost to work at seven when I saw the first flakes drifting down to the earth.  I parked in one of the covered lots and made my way to my assigned floor, throwing myself into the flurry of activity that is the first few hours of any day on a hospital floor.  Get report, look up more information in the computer, prioritize patient care, touch base with the CNA, pick up my first patient's medications from the med room, see each patient (while trying not to be side tracked too much by each patient's needs before I can get in and see the other people, but still remember their needs for follow-up), give out medications, follow up on pain medications, re-medicating if necessary, paging the doctor for any concerns, coordinating with the various other disciplines and auxiliary services of the hospital for the day's care, so on and so forth.  Hopefully, by ten, I can sit down and try to remember everything that happened so I can document it in the computer.  In any case, at some point during this chaotic whirlwind of activity, I noticed that the whole campus had become blanketed in snow.  James called to tell me that they'd cancelled church that morning, and every room I went in seemed to have the news playing, going into great detail about the weather conditions.  Although getting home was a bit of a drama, I managed it.  I then shrugged off this whole snow thing, chalking this up to Portland's annual winter scare - all bluff and bluster.  I would bus into work tomorrow and then things would be back to wet as usual.

Perhaps I should explain my pre-conceived notions of snow.  Growing up in Texas meant that it snowed once, maybe twice, each winter - usually in January or February.  The whole metroplex would shut down for a few days while it thawed, turned to ice, and then melted away.  Now, when I say it snowed once, I mean one snow fall, not one week or one period of snow fall.  Once the snow ceased to fall from the sky, that was your quota for the year.  What you saw was what you got, until it melted.  Upon moving to Portland, with its wetter-but-otherwise-similarily-temperate-winters, I was never forced to change my opinions.  Of course as children, we made the most of our snow days, being young, resilient, and liberated from school.  It's very different when you work at a hospital and still have to go in to work on a snow day.  At least the hospital was warm and I could stay indoors for twelve hours at a stretch.  In any case, imagine my surprise when I awoke Wednesday morning to find, not wet streets and drizzling rain, but another white blanket of snow.  Huh.

Since Wednesday, there has been at least a light snowfall each day.  I thought things might be calming down as of yesterday, had James not told me of the weather report: lots of snow this weekend.  Woke up to a fresh dusting this morning and thought about just staying in the house all day, but James wanted to adventure, so out we went.  (Now, that's not to imply that James forced me out of the house . . . he bribed me with promises of Grand Central Bakery breakfast and hot chocolate.)  So we bundled up and thought for a brief moment about walking the 1.6 miles to Multnomah Village, but somewhere between our door and the end of the parking lot, we decided to just try and drive the car.  After several futile, and probably comical to any observers  watching from a warm window, attempts to get our car up a slight hill and onto the main road, we opted instead to break out the snow chains rather than either walk or retreat back to our apartment.  We got the chains on and that's all I'm going to say about that wonderful experience.  We went to breakfast, then made several stops for some last minute Christmas shopping, got something for lunch, and made our way home.  Throughout the day, a steady stream of dry, powdery snow drifted down into our eyes and onto our car.  Every time we drove to another destination, we had to both brush the car off and scrape the windows (as heating up the interior melted the snow and re-froze before we got back to the car).  

I don't intend for this to sound as if I've been complaining all week long.  Several times while coming home, I've found myself giggling with glee at the opportunity to catch snowflakes on my tongue, or falling up to my knees in drifted snow.  If it wasn't so cold and wet afterwards, snow would be really fun.  As it is, my toes are thawing, the heater is on, and I'm happy for a warm cat in my lap as we watch the snow continuing to fall onto our long-dead herb garden on the back porch.

So, there you go.  A lovely post about the snow.  Oh, and you wanted pictures, too...

Winter Wonderland

One of our munchkin neighbors, bundled up for the snow.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Fluff post

*Grab the nearest book.
*Open the book to page 56.
*Find the fifth sentence.
*Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
*Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

"So he sat down on the stone in the middle of the stream, and sang another verse of his song, while he wondered what to do."

Any guesses as to what the first book I grabbed was?

Friday, October 31, 2008

Hallowe'en Adventures

Mom and I took Oscar to the Pumpkin Patch on Sauvie's Island yesterday.  He had a lot of fun climbing the giant hay stack and looking at the animals in the barn.  Then we got some local produce and had a bite to eat, by which point we were all tuckered out!  What fun!

A couple of pumpkin-heads.

Oscar emerges victorious from the tunnels under the haystack.

Lots of fun with "up" and "down".

They look like Uncle Jared's chickens, but one goes "cock-a-doodle-doo!"

Playing sure makes a kid hungry.  
When will Aunt Kristina get back with that food?!


Meanwhile, in the Work-a-day world...
James had a lot of fun with his co-workers today.  I'll let the picture speak for itself.  (And before you make any snotty "there's no green Wiggle!" comment, just remember that we don't have kids and assembled the costumes with very little research.  Then we were too lazy to go out and buy a purple shirt.)



The Wiggles: Jeff, Greg, Murray, and Anthony

The Wiggles 2: James, Patrick, Juan Diego, and Jon
Their cheerful, harmonized singing is what gets them through the day with a smile.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Bargain Hunting

Whoa.

We decided to go the the semi-monthly REI garage sale yesterday, an event at which they sell off all the stuff that's been returned in the last two months (or I suppose is still left over from the previous sale).  Unlike The Basement at the HQ store in Seattle (we had a lot of fun Bargain Hunting with Holly and Nathan a few weeks ago during our trip to the Emerald City), here in P-town they just save it up and have one mad sale.  Fortunately, we were warned about the hard core shoppers who camp out overnight for prime location in line.  Unfortunately, we're not hard core and just showed up at 6:30 am Saturday morning, a mere hour and a half before doors open.  The line had already rounded 3 1/2 sides of the city-block building.  I made a scout trip to hunt and gather some hot beverages and pastries, and then we waited in the cold autumn morning for things to Happen.  At 7:45, the line started to compress due to the hard-cores at the front stowing their tents and gear.  Then the line began it's slow lock-step forward.  Since it's a crowded place, they only let a certain number of people in at a time, so it was closer to 10 am before we actually got our mitts on the goods.  Our goal: winter gear for commuter biking.

You might be surprised at the stuff REI shoppers will return.  REI has a great return policy and will take practically anything back for practically any reason.  I found a pair of toddler Crocs, obviously worn for several months, with the reason "too small" attached to the return tag.  Well, what a surprise!  Your kid wears a pair of shoes for a few months and the shoes suddenly shrink!  Must've put them in the dryer.  :)

Also, there were reasons like "small hole in pocket" (totally snagged that $100 water-proof jacket for $40), and "didn't like the fit" (several items).  We got practically everything we need for warm, dry biking through the winter months, including a nice pair of clip-compatible biking shoes for me and a standing bike pump, at a quarter of what we would have paid for in the main store (even after you factor in the parking ticket on our windshield from getting so wrapped up in shopping that we forgot to plug the meter).  And after watching an OPB special on Coronary Artery Disease, I'm more motivated than ever to get my bike-freak on.  Also, it gives me street-cred with the other nurses.

So, famished and exhausted, we took our bulging bags of victory booty back to our car and went Thrift Shopping, because we just can't get enough!  Actually, James wanted to get some supplies for Halloween costumes for himself and some co-workers (if he pulls it off, I'll totally post pictures, but until then, mum's the word).  In the process, we found a gold-mine stash of Pub Med scrubs (local, high-end scrubs that retail for $30 an article), so I got four tops for a little over $10.  Score!

So, after a long day of bargain hunting, we went home to glory in (and wash) all our fabulous finds.  I just love a good bargain!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Kristina Ritzman, R.N.

That's right, I'm a Real Nurse.  I took the NCLEX licensing exam on Tuesday and, like every other graduate to take the test before me, was sure I'd failed.  

Without divulging any information about what was on the test (for they will hunt me down and strip me of my license if I even drop a hint), I should explain the nature of the test.  The test is anywhere between 75 and 265 questions.  Once you reach the "magical score" that determines that you are a safe nurse, the test shuts off.  Also, if you answer enough questions incorrectly to determine that your are dangerously unsafe, the test shuts off.  So you don't really know which unless you were totally ace-ing the test.

My test shut off after question 75.  Up to that point, I encountered many questions to which I hadn't a clue as to the correct answer.  Thus, I doubted my performance.

I drove home in a daze and curled up on the couch for a few hours until my visiting teacher Wendy came to take me out to lunch, as we had arranged the week before when she learned I would be taking the test of my life on Tuesday.  We went out to a nice restaurant, Seasons & Regions, and she contrived to distract me from useless worrying for an hour or so.

Then, back to fretting.  I checked the OSBN website a couple dozen times during the day, knowing full well that my license wouldn't show up the same day, but unable to do ought else.  It was during my haunting of the OSBN website that I came across the success of a classmate (you can look anybody up in the state of Oregon) who passed, one who was a total slacker throughout nursing school!  So, I felt a bit more confident.  If this clown could pass the NCLEX, so could I!

I woke up earlier than necessary the next morning and again checked the website.  And Glory Be, there was both my CNA license listed and my RN license!  Making me a bona fide Registered Nurse in the state of Oregon.

In retrospect, it's been a long four years (counting from when I decided to go to nursing school and got my CNA license), and I know I have much to learn in the upcoming months and year, but I'm glad to be over that particular hurdle, one that has been haunting me since I learned about it almost two years ago.

Up next: my ONC certification next year!

If you want to see my name in all it's registered glory, just type in "Ritzman" as the last name here.

Thank you everyone who has supported me or even just put up with me through this journey.  I love you all!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Pop, pop

Our freezer was full.  Full of frozen chicken, steak, sorbet, and last year's berries.  We didn't pick enough berries this year to replace them, and they weren't being accessed due to the brick-like form they had taken on over the last thirteen months.  Throw them out?  Never!  I hand-picked many of those berries myself, lovingly plucking the sun-ripened jewels from the thorny vine.  So, since I had no fresh berries with which to make my Second Annual Jam Batch, I thought I'd take a gamble on some forfeit and hopefully not frostbitten berries; creating some much needed room in our freezer at the same time.

So I thawed them.  A bag of raspberries and a bag of marion berries (a unique variety to the Northwest) brought me five cups after draining the juice/water.  Alas, the recipe called for six cups!  What's a girl to do?  I'm already pushing my luck with the soft thawed berries.  I considered my options: (1) drive to the store and pick up a pint of something, (2) bike to the store and pick up a pint of something (I promised James I would bike at least three times this week), or (3) *hallelujah!* I could go outside and pick some blackberries!  Blackberries are indigenous and ubiquitous here in the northwest, and there were at least a cup growing in my "front yard" (meaning, the parking lot of the apartment complex).

I totally washed them, don't worry.

Anyway, I made up the jam (have yet to clean the jam-splatters off the stovetop) and am now listening to the delightful *pop, pop* of the cooling jars as they seal, encasing the Various Berry '08 Jam (James suggested the name) for enjoyment throughout the year.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Brazil: heading home

Apologies for the delay in posting this; studying for the NCLEX has consumed my time since returning.  But that's another post...

James got up extra early (remember, we went to bed after midnight the night before, and out of principle I am not a morning person) and took a bus downtown to retrieve his old passport from the Consulate.  An hour or two after he left, I woke up to the sound of rain.  It had gotten cooler the previous evening, but we were secretly hoping that we would be able to visit the sun-drenched beach one last time before we flew back to the cool Northwest.  Well, the beaches were drenched, just not in sunshine.

We made an early trip to the grocery store so James could stock up on his favorite foods from Brazil, such as Guarana and grape Fanta sodas (the cane-sugar grape Fanta in Brazil is infinitely superior to the HFCS grape Fanta in the U.S., in spite of what the Corn Growers Association of America says), sandwich cookies, and bonbons to share with friends and fam.

We got back to the apartment and packed our things and then left them with our landlord so he could get our room cleaned for his next tenants, and went to do some last-minute shopping and get a bite to eat.  It being our last day (and our luggage already being stuffed) we refused to buy umbrellas, and instead just got a bit wet.  No worse than Portland in the fall, except that we didn't even have long sleeved shirts.  No worries, though.  We went back to a used-book store down the street, where I got a few children's books to practice my Portuguese, and James got some more advanced reading.  We also got some t-shirts and a good quality stitched Brazilian flag.  All nice, flat things that our almost-bursting suitcase could accommodate.  

Then we decided to splurge and go to Bob's Burgers, a Brazilian fast food chain reminiscent of its American cousins.  I say "splurge" because one can get a fairly filling lunch for two at one of the luncheonettes for under R$10, but it cost us about R$25 for two burgers (my chicken burger was good, but all dark meat), one medium fries, and two shakes.  Fast food is more of an American luxury there, and I think I'll stick to Brazilian luncheonettes on my next trip.  On the other hand, the service was way better than you get at McDonald's.

Translation: "Bob's. Brazilians like you enjoy it."

James ordering a meal.

The selection.  Expensive even after the currency exchange.

As we had no sun-drenched beach to relax upon, we decided to hop on a bus and get to the airport a bit early.  We figured that we could at least hole up someplace dry and watch movies on my laptop.  The airport is this big, concrete building that looks like it was built in a Communist nation during the Cold War Era.  We got checked in (which only took a little extra time, considering James's multiple passport problem) and after finding our gate (insanely easy, as there were only about four), we went in search of an outlet.  After much searching and a asking a nice security guard (who told us the Portuguese word for "electrical outlet"), we were directed to the ONLY public electrical outlet in the entire International Departures area of the airport.  Again, I think this place was built in the '50s, when nobody had laptops or cell phone chargers.  In any case, I went to plug in my laptop, and the outlet was so old and my surge-protector plug was so heavy that it just fell out the the socket.  Drat.  Fortunately, James was able to jury-rig a solution with some rubber bands, supplied by a friendly airline clerk.  So we watched movies until it was time to board our flight.

Ahh, ingenuity!

The flight from Rio to São Paulo, and then from São Paulo to Houston, was as comfortable as a nearly-full, 16-hour flight can be.  We made the best of it.  On the other hand, the flight from Houston to Portland had one empty seat, and it was next to us!  A guy stuck between two elderly people (okay, let me preface this with the fact that a senior citizen group had taken over at least a third of the plane to go to the casino near Lincoln City) wanted to move to it, but I pulled the whiny-witch-who's-been-traveling-for-18-hours-already card and he played the southern-Texan-gentleman card, stayed where he was and made polite conversation about his neighbor's grandkids while I stretched out and slept.  Score!  Also, this plane was equipped with electrical plugs at certain seats, and our semi-occupied row was the lucky winner.  Double score!

We had to claim our luggage in Houston for Customs.  
These are the ghosts of lost luggage past, forced to haunt the baggage claim forever.

So we arrived home to sunny skies (take that, Rio!) and a MAX waiting to shuttle us to our home-bound bus.  We were welcomed home by a very stressed kitty (who got over it after a few days).

Take me with you, next time!

Summed up: Best Vacation Ever.